I have always felt the pull of foreign lands, but until my family were settled with families of their own these were only pipe dreams. My husband and I first mooted the idea of moving to another country over a bottle of wine while staying in a gite in Siorac-de-Ribérac some 30 years ago. I was obviously more committed than he was as every holiday we went on I would longingly look in the estate agents windows and dream of living in the sun. Eventually the light dawned that I was not going to give up and completely out of the blue he said, ‘start looking for a new life’ – it was time to stop talking and throw caution to the wind.
We had never been to Tenerife, having always assumed, like many, that it was full of lager louts and loud music. However desperate for some winter sun we came over and immediately fell in love with the diversity, people and way of life. Tenerife was so totally different from our general perception. Six months after that winter break we were residents and don’t regret the decision. Our life is quite laid back; nothing is done in a rush. We made more friends in a few months than we did in a lifetime in England. Perhaps the climate makes people friendlier. Whenever possible my aim is to spread the word that Tenerife is much more than a sun, sand and sea resort. It is all things to all people, whatever you want from your holiday or indeed your life, you will find it on the island.
However my blog is not just about giving travellers advice on making the best of the island – but it is a place for me to write about the things I personally enjoy, the good, the bad, the weird, in fact whatever happens to pop into my head. It is the way I see things, sometimes opinionated, sometimes cantankerous, and sometimes cynical.
Why Now?
As 63 approaches fast, I’m not allowed to forget with the world counting down to Christmas, I feel I have earned the right to express myself as I feel rather than as expected. However I always thought blogs were for the really clever folk, the professional writers or photographers, who would use them as a showcase for their work. It is only in the last couple of weeks that I have realised – hey I can do that, it doesn´t have to be slick, it doesn´t have to be written to please anyone but myself…. pure indulgence. So anyone is welcome to read, join in or ignore however they see fit. But rudeness and insults will not be tolerated – they are my prerogative!
So what will the Red Queen find to write about?
My adopted home - Tenerife not just as the tourist sees her but also what it is like to live here.
Travel – One of my great loves, particularly cities, their architecture, their museums and getting down with the locals rather than doing the tourist thing – although I do that as well to make sure I’m not missing anything.
Music – all types, be it opera, blues, country or heavy metal, as long as it is LIVE – karaoke, from a large percentage of the general public who after a few drinks think they are Pavarotti or Lady Gaga, is a total turn off. (I can say that as this is my blog!!)
Eating – Oh yes, so I will be adding reviews of some of my favourite places and maybe even the odd recipe that I have adapted over the years.


Yes we are the couple who Jim recommends restaurants to. Biblioteca was one of his best recommendations.We go every time were over here. Asan (the owner ..might not be correct spelling) is very attentive and always has a lovely bottle of red wine available at a very reasonable price. Love the food, very different from the run of the mill restaurants in town. We love Habibis as well !!! Next time we’re over we are going to try the indian in San Eugenio, instead of our usual next to the Fountain Bar. We only have a week left so hopefully will bump into Jim & dogs before we go.
Trevor & Carol.
Hi,
My wife & I regularly bump into your husband in Mestizo while he has a cup of coffee and feeds your two well behaved cute dogs.(sometimes waiting for your indian take meal). He gave me your card last week and I’ve just got round to going on your site. I think its a fantastic site, very informative not only for tourists but for residents as well, not that we are residents (just have longer holidays than others as my friends like to say). I now know your husbands name, so next time we meet him Carol & I will not say here comes the dog man.You can be assured I will be a regular visitor to your site.Love the blogs.
Trevor & Carol.
PS Say hello to Jim & Cania ( can’t remember the other dogs name…sorry)
Hi, Thank you for your kind words, are you the people he spoke to about restaurants? I have told Jim you left a comment and he sends his best wishes as to Caña and Marti (even though you forgot her name) lol x
I just want to Thankyou for all the very useful Information you have sent me. So good of you to bother for a total stranger. The way things are going in England and the dreadful weather if it wasn`t for family here we would be off to Tenerife as well. Will follow your Blogg with interest
All the best
I just love you’re blog , I’m reading every bir off it, every time !
Love,
Nele xxx
Hi there I love your blog! I have just moved over to live and am finding your comments really useful. Don’t suppose you have a good recipe for Carne De Fiesta? I cremeted mine last night and it was indeable!
Thanks in advance
Thank you for your comments Hannah, try this I have only made it once but it was good.
1 kilo of pork.
1 cup white wine.
1 garlic bulb or about 6 cloves of garlic.
2 tablespoons oregano. (or teaspoon of dried)
2 teaspoons thyme. (or good pinch dried)
2 tablespoons paprika.
1 red or green pepper
½ cup vinegar.
1 cup olive oil.
2 bay leaves.
Salt to taste.
PREPARATION
Chop the pork into small pieces, put it into a bowl and add the thyme, oregano and bay leaf. Peel the garlic, remove the seeds from the pepper. Cut into pieces. In a mortar crushed garlic, pepper and add salt, ½ cup oil and vinegar
Place pork in a bowl, add the paste, wine and mix well. Let stand in marinade between 3 and 4 hours.
Remove the pork and fry in hot oil, until brown. Put in a pot with the remaining marinade and bring to the boil. then simmer for approx 10 minutes until pork is tender and well cooked. Serve.
Pearl, I have been following your advice and opinions on Trip advisor for many years now and you have given me great answers to my questions… I rave about you to the girls in work because once I book my flights i become obsessed with the Tenerife Forum. This is the first time I have actually read this/your blog and I am so amazed at how alike we are, your travel, music food and even down to the dream of living somewhere sunny is me down to a tee. Heading to Los Cristianos 24th May, would love to meet up with you, if you are in the area
Regards Lisa
PS I HAVE PM you a few times in TA just in case you are wondering who I am
Oh my goodness!! I have just come accross you while digging for information on windlesham arberatum. My sister lives minutes away from it and we have been down there and walked around many times. I am currently looking for wedding venues and i am in love with the arberatum but have had no luck in finding anyone who can send me in the right direction? I have my heart set on this venue and if you could give me any names or numbers that could help me i would be eternally greatful…thank you so much …kate x
Kate, I will pass your email address on to my daughter (also a Kate) and get her to give you what information she has. She did the arranging of her wedding as we were by then living in Tenerife.
Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!! I am so greatful…im so glad i came across your website xx
Hi Kate, I have received an email from my daughter which you will have hopefully received. If not it is copied below and I can give you her mobile by private message.
Hi
I received an email from my mum yesterday saying how you were interested in getting married at the Arboretum.
I was married there nearly 4 years ago. It will take me a while to source out my contacts but please feel free to contact me on xxxxxxxxx.
I can also send you pictures of the grounds and the ceremony.
It is an amazing place and in the words of my niece I was a princess in a magic place that day. Which is good enough for me.
Rgds
Kate
thank you so much….could you send the email to xxxxx my emails are playing up. Princess for a day sounds good to me
You mentioned visiting Mt Tiede at night, but then stated it is only open till 4pm? Can you still drive through at night?
Alyce, apologies if it was not clear. There are trips that go to Teide for those who want to see the stars at night. You can also go up to the refuge and stay overnight so that you can climb to the top as soon as the sun rises but the Visitors Centre closes at 4.00pm each day and of course the roads leading around Teide are normal roads so unless they are closed due to bad weather you are free to use them any time.
hello red Queen,
what a lovely blog you have here. I accidently came in here while planning my 5th trip to Tenerife next week…totally agree with you…its a paradise island, but mostly because of the varied culture and the lively and friendly people. I have written load about it on my travel blog here
http://asoulunderthesun.blogspot.com/
and even though I have been theer so many times, the attraction of being there doesnt stop to lure me!
Thank you Ashkitty for your kind words. I have looked at both of your blogs and they are excellent (now feeling abashed by my efforts!) I will certainly be using some of your recipes.
I hope I’m not being too forward by asking advice on our first trip to Tenerife. We are planning on renting an apt and our throughly confused by all the options. We are a couple (55-65) who enjoy a nip now and then. We will be there for a week without a car. Would you recommend Playa de las Americas, Los Cristianos or Costa del Silenco.
Again, I apologize for the advice request, but you do appear to be the “go to” source for anyting Tenerife.
Al
Capt Al, I have picked up your email from your comment and I will send you some information which may help you to decide which area is best for you.
enjoyed your blog, very informative, i shall enjoy your home surroundings at xmas,
carry on musing.
callum
Thank you for this wonderful site, it’s so informative! I visit it so often. One question (because you seem to know EVERYTHING regarding Tenerife). Do you know what happened to Hooters bar in Veronicas. Last week it was still open but now it’s closed and there is big repair/damage going on inside. Is it closed for good or moving somewhere else???
I’m sorry, my days of visiting Veronicas are long gone – I have however asked my neighbour who will be in the area this evening. If he finds anything out he will tell me tomorrow and I will let you know.
Hi Arek,
I was there last week, and if you mean Hooters in Americas (never heard of Vernonicas and Google Maps hits in Americas?) near the boulevard, it is gone and there’s a sportscafe located right now…
Regards,
Emiel
I assume this is a reply to a comment made last year by Arek. Thank you for your input.
Hi, I have always wanted to live abroad but can,t convince the wife. I enjoyed reading your musings,since retiring from the cops. Hey how good are the ex-pats groups over there? We were over in Adeje in Feb for a week and loved the place but as for a permanent move there I,m not sure,keep on musing,you dont look your age either,def in good nick!!
Sam
IMO the ex-pat community is excellent there is always someone willing to help with any sort of query you may have. I would suggest you join the Tenerife Forum and get to know the members then you can judge for yourself. Lots of information offered and lots of fun to be had. The website is at http://www.tenerifeforum.org
So this is where you have got to !
Happy trails.
David
OMG, just realised that this is you!!! Didn’t realise until I read the bit about you!!! Good for you…. love the two I’ve read.. will read them all now I know it’s you ……
Love it, love it, keep on writing. Girl after my own heart but one with guts.
Looking forward to reading more
You’ve got off to a great start – I’ll be watching and reading with interest.
Good luck
Thank you Jimbo it is good to know people will be checking back – hope I don´t disappoint.
Ha! How nice to see you’ve finally launched a blog
Should I call you Red Queen, Queenie or something else entirely???
I look forward to lots of musings, a few procrastinations and presumably the occasional ‘off with her head!’.
Blog on…
Thanks Andy – I always wanted to sing and have finally found a song.
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